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 Deux belges regardent la lune:
- Tu crois que la lune est habitée ?
- Ben ouai, il y a de la lumière!


hi!hi!hi!
Et comment reconnait-on un belge chez un chausseur?
C'est le seul qui essaie les boites.
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